Jokes SMS

3 nurses decided

Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for.
Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they
had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, I put cotton in his
stethoscope so he couldnt hear. The second nurse said, Well, I did worse
than that. I poked holes in all his condoms.
The third nurse fainted.

A Japanese came to india

A japanese came to India.
He took a AUTO to go to airport
On the way a HONDA overtakes,
Japanese said : HONDA made in JAPAN very fast.
Next a TOYOTA overtakes, again he said TOYOTA made in JAPAN,very fast.
Airport came, he asked how much?
Driver : 800Rs
Japanese : why so expensive?
Driver : METER made in INDIA, very fast..
Indians rockz

A man while making love

A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed hey ur are sweeter than my wife
The maid smiled and said
i know cos the driver always tells me so

A mouse was dancing

A mouse was dancing & enjoying in a Lions Wedding. An Elephant was surprised to see this and asked: Hey Buddy, Why are YOU dancing & enjoying so much?
Mouse continued enjoying & dancing & replied calmly: You may not be knowing, but before my marriage, even I was a Lion.

A teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population:
In India after every 10 seconds, a women gives birth to a kid.
Student stands up: We must find & stop her.

African safari

Laloo and Rabri were on an African Safari when a lion suddenly dragged Rabri with his jaws.
Rabri: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Laloo: Wait! Wait! Let me change the battery of my camera.