3 nurses decided | |
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldnt hear. The second nurse said, Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted. | |
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A Japanese came to india | |
A japanese came to India. He took a AUTO to go to airport On the way a HONDA overtakes, Japanese said : HONDA made in JAPAN very fast. Next a TOYOTA overtakes, again he said TOYOTA made in JAPAN,very fast. Airport came, he asked how much? Driver : 800Rs Japanese : why so expensive? Driver : METER made in INDIA, very fast.. Indians rockz | |
A man while making love | |
A man while making love to his maid, exclaimed hey ur are sweeter than my wife The maid smiled and said i know cos the driver always tells me so | |
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A mouse was dancing | |
A mouse was dancing & enjoying in a Lions Wedding. An Elephant was surprised to see this and asked: Hey Buddy, Why are YOU dancing & enjoying so much? Mouse continued enjoying & dancing & replied calmly: You may not be knowing, but before my marriage, even I was a Lion. | |
A teacher lecturing on population | |
A Teacher lecturing on population: In India after every 10 seconds, a women gives birth to a kid. Student stands up: We must find & stop her. | |
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African safari | |
Laloo and Rabri were on an African Safari when a lion suddenly dragged Rabri with his jaws. Rabri: Shoot him, Shoot him! Laloo: Wait! Wait! Let me change the battery of my camera. |