Husband Wife SMS

2 men searching

2 men searching 4 their lost wifes
1st: How does ur wife luk?
2 : 5"9 heit, 36-24-36
fair,Blue eyes,sexy.wt abt urs?
1: Forget mine.
Lets search urs..

A couple had a fight

A couple had a fight one night.
When they were going to bed,
Husband Taunted:
Good night mother of 3 kids.
Wife Replied:
Good night Father of none

A couple is lying in bed

A couple is lying in bed.
The man says, I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world
The woman says, I will miss you.

A man went to the police station

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar
who had broken into his house the night before.
You will get your chance in court, said the Police officer.
No, no no! said the man. I want to know how he got
into the house without waking my wife. I have been trying for years.

A wife asked her husband

A wife asked her husband:
What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
I like your sense of humor

A wife hit her husband

A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan.
Husband:What was THAT for?
Wife:I found a paper in your pocket, with the name Jenny on it.
Husband:I played RACE last week and Jenny was the name of my HORSE.
Next day the Wife hit him with the Frying Pan AGAIN!
Wife:Your Horse PHONED!