23 useless things | |
23 useless things in a mans body 20 nails cannot be hammered 2 balls u cannot throw 1 cock cannot crow Dont laugh gals ur pussy cannot catch mouse | |
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8 Qualities | |
8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend… Brave,Intelligent, Gentle,Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic, Industrious, Self-organised. In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S. | |
A baby boy and girl | |
A baby boy and a baby girl are in a bathroom having a bath. Girl looks down at the boy and says Can I play with it? Boy: No way! You have already broken yours!!! | |
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A girl and guy | |
A Guy&Girl go 4 Shopping . . . Girl-U have Nothing in ur Head but y ru buying a Helmet? Guy-Yesterday u purchased Bra. Did i ask u Anything.. | |
A gunman says | |
A gunman stops a car & tells driver to shake penis.. driver shakes. This continues 6 times& driver has lost his energy. Gunman says, now Give lift 2 my Daughter. | |
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A women is a marvellous | |
A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power. |