Politics SMS

Art of looking

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

Crash Courses

Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe polich diploma after MBA.
Sweaper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.

Duty of citizen

It is the duty of every citizen
according to his best capacities to give validity to his convictions in political affairs.

Gentle of art

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

Goverment is like a baby

Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other

I Don"t Make Jokes

I don"t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.