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4 reasons y dogs


4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN
dogs obey wen u shout @
dem dogs dont shop u
can giv away ur dogs
children any guy can
get a good lookin dog!
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A general asks a young lady officer


A General asks a young lady officer,
how she felt in Services?
Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir
& the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!

A nice saying


A Nice saying : – FINE IS A TAX FORDOING WRONG THINGS…
Where as, – TAX IS A FINE FORDOING RIGHT THINGS…
Really Funny Is not it.?..!!
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A smile costs


A Smile costs
Less than
Electricity,
But...
Gives More Light...
so,Always
smile..
And...
Prove
That...
U r the
Best tube
light in the world.

Always smile


Always Smile ...
Because
Our Faces Are
The Best Billboards,
Where The Ads
Of Life Are Seen...
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Boss to Secretary


Boss to Secretary: you look exactly like my 3rd wife….
Secretary: How many wifes do you have?
Boss: Two!
Moral: EXPRESS IDEAS SMARTLY…..