3 sisters marry | |
3 sisters marry & go for honeymoon. mom ask them to send feedback sms 1st daughter sms: NESCAFE.. Mom checks out Nescafe ad. It read: GOOD TO THE LAST DROP. Mom smiles. 2nd daughter sms: BENSON & HEDGES.. Mom checks out. Its ad read: KING SIZE, EXTRA LONG. Mom smiles again. 3rd daughter sms: BRITISH AIRWAYS.. Mom checks out British Airways ad. It read: 3 TIMES DAILY, 7 DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS. Mom FAINTs. Gilma guys private limited | |
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Before and after marriage | |
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u. After marriage: Roses are dead, Iam blue. U r my headache, one day I will kill u. | |
Boys room | |
Boys room Before Marriage :-) Laptop, :-) Home theatre, :-) super cds, :-) N series Mobile, :-) Gifts, :-) Savings, :-) Favourite heroineflowup, :-)love letters. etc, After Marriage :-( Loan Papers, :-( Credit Cards, :-( Unpaid Bills, :-( low Battery, :-( low Balance :-( China Mobile, :-( Ennai paar yogam varum wall paper etc! so enjoy life before marriage itself...sent to all boys. | |
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Brain is very important | |
Brain is very important part of body. It remains active 24 hours,365 days. It start working right from your birth and stops when you married. | |
Dont marry the person | |
Dont marry the person you want to live with... Marry the one you cannnot live without... But whatever you do, you will regret it later.. | |
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Intelligent man | |
Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance. Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy. Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair. Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage ! |