3 guys were introduced to a girl | |
3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, Iam Peter, not a saint. Iam Paul not a POPE. Iam John not a Baptist. The girl replied. Hi… Iam Mary, not a VIRGIN. | |
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5 men r rapping | |
5 men are raping a woman.. The woman is laughing nonstop. So after sometime the men get bugged n ask her y is she laughin. She replies, I have aids. . . | |
A boy of 1standard | |
A boy of 1std class 2 his teacher: Do you like me? Miss: yes dear.. You are So sweet. Student: When should I send my parents 2 ur home? Miss. Why? Student: 2 talk about us. Miss: Wat do you mean? Student: hey For tuitioN . Namaku padipudhan mukiyam.. | |
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A girl in a shop | |
A girl in a shop: How much this dress costs? Shopkeeper: Just 5 kisses.. Girl: ok, pack the dress.. My grandma will pay the bill.. | |
A girl phoned me | |
A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home | |
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A guy checks his lover mobile | |
A guy checks his Lovers Mobile to know under which Name she has saved HIS No. When Dialed, it Showed. . . TIME PASS NO.8. . Always beware of girls... |