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1 day lord decided 2 visit earth


1 day Lord decided 2 visit earth...
He saw a man crying.
Lord ask, y r u crying, my son?
he said that he was blind.
Lord touched him and he could seman crying and asked,
y r u crying, my son?
he said, Lord, I am studying Engineering !
Lord sat down and cried with him..
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A fish asked to god


A fish asked to god: Y cant fish live on earth?
God: Earth is not the place for FISH,
its made for SELFISH.

A great thought


A GREAT THOUGHT:
Man asked god:
Give me everything to enjoy the life.
God smiled and replied
i have given you the life to enjoy everything
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God to devil


GOD:I cant b everywhere so I created MOTHER.
DEVIL: I too cant b everywhere so I created GIRLS.
GOD: Dont worry I have also created BOYS to change them to MOTHERS!
Boys rocks.

It is doubtless


It is doubtless true that religion has been
the worlds psychiatrist throughout the centuries
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Life is temporary


Life is Temporary
Love is Library
God is Great
Life is Sweet
Yestrday is Waste
Today is Best
Tomorow is Taste
So Enjoy ur life