Jokes SMS

U Bastard


Nehru sir ,Gandhi sir and singh sir went to america to attend a seminar after completing it they had a dinner.
At that party Nehru just joked "every thing is nice have some rice" all the delegates claped.
And our gandhi told"everyone are fine have some wine "again all of them claped.
At last our singh sir just thinking what to tell he told"U BASTARD HAVE SOME CUSTURD"
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UKG son


UKG Son to his Mom
Son: I Dont Want
to Go to School
Mom: Why.?
Son: Want to work
Mom: What Work
Will You Do With
UKG Knowledge.?
Son: Take Tution
for LKG GIRLS

When we were play


When we were young we played
SAA BOO THREE..
But now life is playing with us as M1...M2...M3
Gud n8 Engineers....;-)
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