Naughty SMS

3 feelings

what is the difference b/w stress, tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant.

3 words

These 3 words said by any woman during sex can destroy any mans ego and confidence..
What that words
Is it in.....?

A baby dog asks mother dog

A baby dog asks mother dog: How papa looks like.
Mother dog said: "Your dad came from behind,
I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

A journalist to mallika

An journalist to mallika sherawat:
What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!

A judge charged

A judge charged Rs.1102 fine to an accused for RAPE.
Accused asked why Rs.1102?
Judge replied:Rs.1000 for Rape & 10.2% entertainment tax!

A Notice In A Factory For Girl Workers.

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. I
f it is short, protect yourself from men at work"