Heating the knife | |
Man 1: Why are you heating the knife. Man 2: To do suicide. Man 1: But why are you heating it? Man 2: To prevent infection. | |
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Hi brother | |
Airoplane: Hi! brother. How can u fly very high speed than me? Rocket: mmm.. if da fire cought your back side, then u know how… | |
I asked my boss | |
I asked my boss for a salary rise because I was doing work of three men. Boss: I cant increase your pay, but if you tell me the names of the three men I will fire them. | |
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I was responsible | |
Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible. Applicant: Iam the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible. | |
If i give to | |
Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Banta: Seven! Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Banta: Seven! Teacher: Lets try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got? Banta: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Banta: Seven! Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven? Banta: I have already got one rabbit at home now! | |
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Laloo joke | |
Laloos Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married. Laloo: I never calculated, I am still paying for it. |