Bank loan | |
A Man bought a car on loan from a bank. He didnt pay the dues, the bank took away his car. Man: If I knew this, Id have taken a loan for my marriage also! | |
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Bank manager to farmer | |
Bank manager : Maadu vanga loan kekkureengale... Eppadi kattuveenga? Farmer: Kayaru pottuthan kattuven sir... ...... | |
Commerce professor asks the student | |
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: Father in law. | |
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Complete and Finish | |
Man 1: What is the difference between complete and finish? Man 2: When you marry a right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!! | |
English teacher to student | |
English Teacher- Children in the dark make mistakes. Give me the opposite of this sentence. Student- Mistakes in the dark make children | |
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Father and son | |
Father: Dear son This time you have to gain at least 95% marks.. Son: No dad , I will gain 100% this time.. Father: why r you making a joke.. Son: Who started first …..????? |