Shortcut to success | |
Today, we will let you know the shortcut to success: Behind every successful Man, there is a WOMAN... So, dont waste time in your studies... just find a woman.. | |
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Situation of IT | |
Situation of IT interview HR: suppose i select u where do see yourself 5 years from now? Candidate : At home waiting for call letter.... HR : ??? | |
So amd mum | |
Son: Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddys lap. | |
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Teacher and student | |
Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old. | |
Teacher asks students | |
New teacher: Students tell ur name and hobbies. Boys: im mike, My hobby is watching bubble in da bath tub. im vijay, My hobby is watching bubble in da bath tub. im saeed, My hobby is watching bubble in da bath tub. Teacher: Oh All boys have same hobbies..Now girls.. Girl: Hi My name is BUbble. | |
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Two gujarathis | |
Two Sweet Gujaratis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts. First Gujarati: Whats big in going to the moon, anybody can go there. We are Gujaratis. We will go direct to the sun. Second Gujrati: But sun is too hot, it will melt us. First Gujarati: So what, we will go at night. |