Insulting SMS

2 women r sitting


1) Two Women r sitting quiet.
2) Two Sardars r playing chess.
3) Girl Friend pays the bill…!!!
Need more???
U r beautiful.:-
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3 monkeys ran from zoo


3 monkeys ran from zoo
1st watching TV.
2ndplayingGAME
&
3rd
,
,
,
,
No ya,
Its not u
Why do you always think that way.
3rd is missing Ok..

3 tips to break a mirror


3 tips to break a mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror....
2. Take mirror and just drop it....
3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . .
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A girl asked her boyfriend


A Girl Askd Her Boyfriend:
What Do U Like Most In Me My Pretty Face Or My Sexy Body?
He Looked At Her Frm Top To bottom
And Replied: I Like Ur Sense Of Humour.

Cellphone using is very dangerous


Cellphone using is very dangerous
&
It damages the Brain.
But,
You are so lucky,
No Brain!
No Damage!
So, No problem..!.. ha ha ha..
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Could u fax me


Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently?
Mind u - its really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ....
Iam playing cards and
we have misplaced the JOKER