Vijay SMS

Actor vijay


Top ten killers:
10.Drugs
9. Cigarette
8. Poison
7. Disease
6. Earth quake
5. Tsunami
4. Nuclear bomb
3. Wife
2. Lover
1. actor vijay.
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America vs India


AMERICA
Vs
INDIA
America:
10000 nuclear weapon,
600000 army,
10000 tank,
12000 air force.
INDIA : VIJAYs villu
total America close!

Dr.Vijay


Vijay was looking at an ice cube in sunlight for 5
mins.
Sumone asked him wat r u doing ...?
Vijay replied: iam checking out from where its
leaking..
Dr.vijay rocks
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Dr.Vijay U.K.G. fail was great


Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Vijay: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it...
Dr.vijay was great

Hi iam vijay


Hi iam vijay
most of the my films were a big flop.
so producers didnot give me salary.
If u pass this message 2 others,
i will get 25p/mess.
plz help me
iam pavam
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Hutch is now vodafone


Hutch is now Vodafone.
Madras is now Chennai.
Bombay is now Mumbai.
Calcutta is now Kolkatta.
Delhi is now New Delhi.
SARDAR is now Dr.Vijay