Funny SMS

2 men went to a call girl

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
Na my wife is better.
2nd went in and came out n said
U R right ur wife is much better.

80% of guys

80% of guys masturbate while bathing..!
Rest 20% sing..!!
Do u know which song..???
Dont know..???
Then u belong to the 80% category...!

9 lessons

9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn
2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share,
learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!

A girl comes late to school

A girl comes late to class
Teacher: Why ru late?
Girl: 1 boy was following me.
Teacher: so what?
Girl: d boy was walking very slowly!

A man was traveling

A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies
A woman inquired - Do these babies belong 2 u?
Man: No, I work in a condom factory n
these r customers complaints.

A sciebtist wanted 2 develop

A scientist wanted 2 develop bra
that stops womens boobsbounce
while running & didnt show Nipples when wet...
Dont Panic.
We have killed the bastard..