2 men went to a call girl | |
2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said Na my wife is better. 2nd went in and came out n said U R right ur wife is much better. | |
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80% of guys | |
80% of guys masturbate while bathing..! Rest 20% sing..!! Do u know which song..??? ? ? Dont know..??? Then u belong to the 80% category...! | |
9 lessons | |
9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!! | |
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A girl comes late to school | |
A girl comes late to class Teacher: Why ru late? Girl: 1 boy was following me. Teacher: so what? Girl: d boy was walking very slowly! | |
A man was traveling | |
A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies A woman inquired - Do these babies belong 2 u? Man: No, I work in a condom factory n these r customers complaints. | |
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A sciebtist wanted 2 develop | |
A scientist wanted 2 develop bra that stops womens boobsbounce while running & didnt show Nipples when wet... Dont Panic. We have killed the bastard.. |