Man to lawyer | |
Man to Lawyer: What is your fees? Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions. Man : Isnt it too high? Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question? | |
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Once god decided to try alcohol | |
once god decided to try some alcohol. In disguise he went to a bar. He had 5 bottles of whiskey & then had rum.Bar attender was shocked "How is still steady?" God then had beer.After having 5 bottles for gin. Attender asked him "people collapse after having 2 fulls U had 15 bottles of hot stuff & u r still ready. I really wana know who r u ? God : My child Iam god Attender : Dhoda... paiyanuku ippo than mabbu yaeri irukku!... | |
Principal and students | |
Principal: U idiots! At ur age Einstein ranked first in class. What abt u..? Students: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide.! What abt u.? | |
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Question | |
Question: If a dog without teeth bites you, what should you do.?. Answer: Simple, take injection without the needle.!. | |
Repairing Door Bell | |
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn?t turns up for four days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I?m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out | |
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sardar joke | |
Museum Administrator: Thats a 500 year old statue you have broken. Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. |