Sardar Jokes

3 sardars

3 sardars were going on a motorcycle....
A policeman shows hand to stop ....
sardar shouted: Hey idiot, already 3 are sitting....where will u sit?.

A bird was disturbing

A bird was Disturbing a Sardar all the time.
Finally the Sardar caught it and decides to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building.
And dropped it!

A sardar got promotion

A sardar got promotion in office as manager.
To give surprise to his wife he telephoned her
& said
Tonight u r going to sleep with the manager.

Dog was chasing

Dog was Chasing a Sardar.
Sardar runs,but Laughing.
A Man asked why r u Laughing?
Sardar replied
I hav put AIRTEL Sim,
but d VODAFONE dog is Following.

Fastest communication

First Sardar Ji: What are the fastest means of communication ?
Second Sardar Ji: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

Funny sardar

Funny Sardar was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure what to be filled in column Salary Expected.
After much thought he wrote: Yes Expected!