sardar vists mysore palace | |
Sardar visits Mysore palace. Guide: Please dont sit there, this is Tipu Sultans chair. Sardar: Dont worry, I will get up when he comes. | |
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Sardar went to interview | |
Sardarji went to interview for cbi officer post. Interviewer: Who killed gandhiji? Sardarji: Thanks for giving job sir I will start investigation. | |
Sardar write essay | |
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote No match, due to rain!!! | |
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Sardarji saw an air hostess | |
Sardarji saw an air hostess wearing a badge on d left side of her breast bearing d name TINA. He said, Thats cute.. What have u named d other one..? | |
Sardars broke a bank | |
SARDARS broke a bank,but instead of cash they find glasses full of chilled lassi. Happily they drank lassi & left. Next days headline SPERM BANK ROBBED | |
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Titanic was sinking | |
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Sardar, How far is land? Sardar: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Sardar: Downwards! |