Tourist and sardar | |
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Sardar: An old kings skeleton. Tourist: Whos that smaller skeleton next to it? Sardar: That was same kings skeleton when he was a child. Tourist: !!!!! | |
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Where did u get bicycle | |
Sardar 1: where did u get dis new cycle? Sardar 2: yesterday i met a cute young girl with her cycle in a park. She took me to a lonely spot and she remove full of her dresses n asked of, take anything wat u want. I took her cycle and came that spot. Sardar 1: Ya! U r right. Her dresses wont fit for u! | |
Who is ur favorite writter | |
Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer? Sardar : Ur Daughter. Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter | |
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Why was sardar | |
Q: Why was Sardar writing the exam near the door? A: Bcz it was an entrance exam | |
Y did 18 sardars | |
Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed. | |
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Y did sardar cut the sides of medicines | |
why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ? think think think to avoid sde EFFECTS. |