Sardar Jokes

Tourist and sardar


Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old kings skeleton.
Tourist: Whos that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same kings skeleton when he
was a child.
Tourist: !!!!!
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Where did u get bicycle


Sardar 1: where did u get dis new cycle?
Sardar 2: yesterday i met a cute young girl with her cycle in a park.
She took me to a lonely spot and
she remove full of her dresses n asked of, take anything wat u want.
I took her cycle and came that spot.
Sardar 1: Ya! U r right. Her dresses wont fit for u!

Who is ur favorite writter


Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer?
Sardar : Ur Daughter.
Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter
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Why was sardar


Q: Why was Sardar writing the exam near the door?
A: Bcz it was an entrance exam

Y did 18 sardars


Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
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Y did sardar cut the sides of medicines


why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ?
think think think
to avoid sde EFFECTS.