How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? | |
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me. | |
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How do u recognize | |
How do you recognize a Sardar in School? - He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board. | |
Hurryup hurryup | |
Sardar: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me a drink. Fight is about to start. Bartender gives him a drink. Sardar again says: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me drink. Fight is about to start. Bartender again gives him a drink. Sardar again asks for a drink as the fight is about to star. Bartender: When on earth the fight will start? Naughty Sardar: When you will ask for money. | |
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I saw my wife | |
sardar – I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie. Man– didnt you follow them? Sardar – Hey,I have already seen that movie | |
Interviewer to sardar | |
Interviewer: Congrates, u r selected. ur 1st month salary is Rs: 60,000. after 6 Month ur salary will be increase 1,00,000. Sardar: Ok sir, I will Join next month...... | |
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Just a sec | |
Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." Says the Sardar and hangs up. |