Sardar Jokes

Sardar call to airport


SARDAR CALL TO AIRPORT RECEPTION
Sardar:mumbai to England how much hours
journey?
Receptionist: plz One second sir..
Sardar:What a speed .!
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Sardar doctor love a girl


A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Sardar got in to bus


Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass
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Sardar proposed a girl


Sardar Proposed A Girl
Girl Said:
I am 1 Year Elder To You..
Sardar Said:
Oye No Problem Soniye,
I will Marry You NEXT YEAR

Sardar qoute


I have often wanted to drown my troubles...
but I have not been able to convince my wife to go for a swim!
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Sardar sent message to boss


Sardar sent msg to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss msg him back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar msg 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet