My mobile bill how much | |
Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. | |
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One day sardar | |
1 day Sardar had a dream as some killed him. Next day he closed his ICICI BANK Acc. Why? Bcz of ICICIs slogan : WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS TRUE....... | |
Radio quiz | |
Radio Quiz: Should women have children after 35? Sardar Replied: No, 35 children are more than enough! | |
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Sardar 2 his friend | |
Sardar 2 his friend,I kiss my wife everyday b4 I go 2 office, & u..? Friend:I kiss after u go 2office.. Sardar:ha ha I kiss 1st | |
Sardar 2 salesman | |
Sardar 2 Salesman, I want pink curtains 4 my computer Salesman: BUT COMPUTERS DONT NEED CURTAINS! Sardar: Oye I have Windows installed. | |
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sardar bought a new pressure | |
Sardar bought a new pressure cooker &nextday he returns it Shpkeeper:y r u returning it? Sardar: veetle vayasu ponnu irukku. Idhu istatuku whisil adikidhu. . |