On their wedding night | |
On their wedding night, both husband and wife were claiming virginity Wife : If it was your first time, then how did you do so well? Husband : And if this was your first time how did you know that I did so well? | |
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Police or Ambulance | |
Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen & he is eating the cake that I prepared! Husband: Whom should i call now? Police or Ambulance | |
Today is sunday | |
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents | |
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Today our anniversary | |
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. | |
wait a sec | |
Wife: What is 10 years with me? Husbd:A second. Wife: What is $1000 for me? Husbd: A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husbd: Wait a sec! | |
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What is a difference | |
Husband:What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? Wife:A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear. |