Another man | |
Husband : When Iam gone U will never find another man like me wife: What makes u think I"d want another man like u! | |
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Apply divorce | |
Husband and Wife apply for divorce. Judge: You have 9 children, how will you divide them equally. Husband thinks for a moment and tells Wife: Dear, lets move home, we will apply for divorce after 9 months. | |
Couples returned from honeymoon | |
Couples returned from honeymoon after a week, HUSBAND: Hw did u enjoy the whole week? WIFE: The WHOLE WEEK u made my HOLE WEAK!!! | |
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Do you know the Meaning Of WIFE? | |
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means… Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever | |
Doctor to Wife | |
Doctor: madam, your husband needs rest and peace so here are some sleeping pills Wife: doc, when should i give them to him? Doctor: They are for u.!! | |
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Electronics engineer on tour | |
Electronics engineer on tour. Wife delivered a baby & she msgd him:YOUR SPARE PART HAS ARRIVED. He msgd back:GREAT,IS IT A TRANSMITTER OR A RECEIVER ?! |