Husband Wife SMS

Another man


Husband : When Iam gone U will never find another man like me
wife: What makes u think I"d want another man like u!
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Apply divorce


Husband and Wife apply for divorce.
Judge: You have 9 children, how will you divide them equally.
Husband thinks for a moment and tells Wife: Dear, lets move home, we will apply for divorce after 9 months.

Couples returned from honeymoon


Couples returned from honeymoon after a week,
HUSBAND: Hw did u enjoy the whole week?
WIFE: The WHOLE WEEK
u made my HOLE WEAK!!!
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Do you know the Meaning Of WIFE?


Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

Doctor to Wife


Doctor: madam, your husband needs rest and peace so here are some sleeping pills
Wife: doc, when should i give them to him?
Doctor: They are for u.!!
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Electronics engineer on tour


Electronics engineer on tour.
Wife delivered a baby &
she msgd him:YOUR SPARE PART HAS ARRIVED.
He msgd back:GREAT,IS IT A TRANSMITTER OR A RECEIVER ?!