Expiry Date | |
wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date | |
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Get another marriage | |
Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again? Husband: No dear. Wife: Iam sure you would. Annoyed husband: Okay, I would. Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed? Husband: Ya, I guess so. Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes. Husband: No, she is taller than you | |
How can i? | |
Wife: Our New Neighbour Always Kisses His Wife When He Goes To Work Why Don’t You Do That? Husband: How Can I? I Don’t Even Know Her | |
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Husband to wife | |
Husband: Darling, 10 years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is, it was 250ml before but now its 1.5 liter. | |
Husband Wife Are like kidney And Liver | |
Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney | |
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I want divorce | |
Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasnt spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get! |