Husband Wife SMS

Expiry Date


wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
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Get another marriage


Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again?
Husband: No dear.
Wife: Iam sure you would.
Annoyed husband: Okay, I would.
Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed?
Husband: Ya, I guess so.
Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes.
Husband: No, she is taller than you

How can i?


Wife: Our New Neighbour Always Kisses His Wife
When He Goes To Work
Why Don’t You Do That?
Husband: How Can I?
I Don’t Even Know Her
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Husband to wife


Husband: Darling, 10 years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is,
it was 250ml before but now its 1.5 liter.

Husband Wife Are like kidney And Liver


Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney
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I want divorce


Husband: I want divorce.
My wife hasnt spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Think about it once again.
Wives like that are hard to get!