Whats the difference bw 1st and last night | |
Wife:-what is difference betwn 1st night & last night? Husband: simple If U sleep on flowers,it is 1st night! If flowers sleep on U,it is Last night... | |
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Why did u shoot | |
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Husband:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week. | |
Why do u keep reading | |
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: Im looking for a loophole | |
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Wife asked his husband | |
Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with? Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!! | |
Yesterday night | |
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!! | |
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