Husband Wife SMS

Whats the difference bw 1st and last night


Wife:-what is difference betwn 1st night & last night?
Husband: simple
If U sleep on flowers,it is 1st night!
If flowers sleep on U,it is Last night...
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Why did u shoot


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Husband:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Why do u keep reading


Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: Im looking for a loophole
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Wife asked his husband


Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with?
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!

Yesterday night


Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
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