Husband Wife SMS

I wish i was a newspaper


Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
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Last night i saw a dream


Wife: Last night I saw a dream that you were buying jewellery for me.
Husband: Yes, I saw your dad paying the bill.

Let me take a picture


Husband: Let me take a picture of your breasts
that i can always look at them.
Wife: Let me take a picture of your penis
that i will have it enlarged
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Man gets bite on neck


Man gets bite on neck from girlfriend.
Worried he goes home and tells wife
see our dog bit my neck
Wife removes her Bra and says
See what he did to my boobs..

Man to yamraj


Man to Yamraj In Hell:
Can I Make a Call to My Wife
Yamraj- Sure
Man, After the Call – How Much Should I Pay
Yamraj- Nothing! Hell to Hell is FREE
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Meaning of Wife and Husband


Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
Wonderful
Item
For
Entertainment
Handsome
Useful
Smart
But
At
Night