In life 5 things | |
In life 5 things can come at any time... MONEY FRIENDSHIP LOVE DEATH AND ???? ....... MY SMS. Have a nice day! | |
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Judge asks a little kid | |
Judge asks a little Kid: Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy? Kid: No, my mummy beats me. Judge: Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy. Kid: No, my daddy beats me too. Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with? Kid: I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!! | |
Love is a gamble | |
Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name | |
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Mom today i fooled | |
Gal: Mom today I Fooled my Boyfrnd . Mom: How ma? Gal: I Hide his Money in My pouch & he Kept Searching in My BRA for 2Hrs. Mom: Adi paavi.... | |
My wife is afraid of water | |
Man1: my wife is afraid of water? Man2: how do you know? Man1: Last night when I returned home, she was in the bathroom tub with our security guard. | |
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Once my lover | |
Once my Lover invited me to her home. When i went there she was not there,her sister was alone there. She is looking sexy.She asked me why dont we have sex now? Suddenly i got up and walked towards my bike. That time my Lover was standing at the door.She hugged me and said you won my test,i will mary you.. MORAL OF THE STORY : Always keep condoms in bike... |