According 2 chinese docs | |
According 2 Chinese Docs, a WoMaNS BoDy HaS Five RooMS: 1.FACE-show room 2.BOOBS-play room 3.TUMMY-store room 4.VAGINA-mens room 5.ANUS-emergency room | |
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Aids say | |
Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She will give u gud news on Mothers` day n u will hv a child on childrens day. Dont try this on everybody. U will hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day) | |
Alcohol may not be | |
Alcohol may not be the ans to all questions- vivekanandha... But it helps u to forget all the questions- vijay mallya king fisher owner... | |
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Ambani check reliance | |
Ambani (Calling from forrign): Manager how is the business of our reliance mobile. Manager : Sir, I cant hear clearly. Call to my Airtel number. Ambani : !!!!!!!! | |
At 18 | |
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other | |
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Daugther to mother | |
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree. Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty. Daughter: I am clever I dint wear any of them. |