Funny SMS

one boy have start sex with girl


One boy have start sex with girl
Girl: hey pain pain da
Boy: dont worry, u count 1 to 10 I will finished.
girl : 1,2, Aaa... 3,4,mmh.... 5,6,uffh... 7,8, aaah..... 9,9,8,7,6,5,5,4,3,2,1,..9,8,7,6,...
Boy: Intha ponnungale ippadi thaan...
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One day a man


ONE DAY A MAN ASKED TO SARDAR
MR.SARDAR DOES ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE
BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY.
SARDAR:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES

Senior during ragging


A senior during ragging says: on your marriage. I will kiss your wife.
Junior: ok fine. But Iam going to marry your sister
Senior: !!!!!.....
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Teacher and student


Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

Two lovers on a movie


Two Lovers on movie...
Two Lovers went to watch a movie..
A mosquito entered in the girls skirt,,,
Guess where it bit???
You Naughty mind,,, always think dirty..
It bit on...
...The boys Hand.!!!!
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What is peak of poverty


What is peak of poverty?
when nayanthara is ready to kiss u for only 2 rupees..
And..
if u have only 1.75 rupees…!