Funny SMS

Difference beween chumgum


Different between chumgum and condoom......
chumgum mins chuing......
and condoom mins doing........
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Father to son


Father: Nethu rathri padichennu sonniye,
Aana un roomla light yeriyalaiye!
Son: Padikkira interestla athai
kavaniklapa.
By
Endha kelvikum bathil solvor sangam..

God has given eyes


God has given Eyes:
To look at U.
Hands: To pray for U.
Mind: To remember U.
Heart : To love U.
And
And
Legs:
To kick u if u 4get me
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Have control yourself


Have u control your self mean try this ...boys Best ways of sex by Late Dr. Mathurboodam:
Increas her mood pressin her hip n shoulder.sit
@ back n kiss her @ neck n ears.
remov her sari n massag her breasts 5mins.now remove urs&
her top part turn n hav lip kiss 10mins.
Den chew n sip her breasts gently.
Hav pressin work. Ask her 2 do same 4 u.
Remov her&urs bottom part.do blow job n her organ.
den insert n matter her.ask her 2 do blow job for ur penis.
U wil achiev ur goal.Nw go 2 bathroom....

I need u


I need you...
I love you...
I cant go anywhere
without you...
.Oh My Lovely..
Shoes!
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Imagine this situation


Imagine this situation:
A girl is all alone and naked in bed with her boyfriend.
She suddenly realizes that he is going to take a picture of her and release it in the internet.
What will she do?
A normal girl will cover her body
A smart girl will cover her face