Funny SMS

What would princess diana


Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were
alive today?
A: Scratching on the lid of her casket.
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Whats the height of bad luck


Whats The Height Of Bad Luck
A Man Had Sex In Dream
And Got Aids In Real

Why auntys like to have


Why auntys like to have sex with the youth?
Because
Every used engine will get refreshed only
when its filled with fresh oil & its give
more mileage to its owner
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Why the western countries


Why d Western countries r ahead
of us:
They keep their minds in work
n their penis in pussy.
But v keep
pussy in our mind
n penis
in our hands..

y girls have more hair?


Boy: Why did Gandhiji have no hair on his head?
Teacher: Its sign of intelligence…
Boy: Now i understand y gals have so long hair!
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Yoga teacher to woman


Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, an amazing funny effect!
Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head