A guy had 6 fingers | |
A guy had 6 fingers and his friends called him swami... Why? Guess... Bcoz his name is swami. Moral: Dont think like genious.. | |
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A man is dying of cancer | |
A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, Dad, why do u keep telling people are dying of AIDS? Answer: So when Iam dead no one will dare touch ur mom | |
A mans sad story | |
A mans sad story: Last week was my bday. My wife dint wish me,my kids dint. I went 4 wrk.My Frnds dint. I entrd my cabin. My p.a. said Happy bday boss. I felt spl. she askd me 4 lunch. Aftr lunch she invited me 2 her aprtmnt. der She said do u mind if I go into da bedrum for a min? ok i said nervously. She came out a fw mins later wid a large cake. Followd by my wife, kids n frnds while i was waitin 4 her siting naked on d couch. | |
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A naked lady gets into taxi | |
A naked lady gets into taxi, Driver looks at her.! Lady- Havnt u ever seen a naked women? Driver- No Iam just wondering where have U kept the money to pay me.! Moral: ¤When u r at work think and concentrate on ur work. ¤Dont get distracted... | |
A sardar travelling | |
A sardar travelling in a train gets down in every station and buys ticket to next station guess why.....? bcz doctor told him to avoid long journey... | |
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A smart reply by a smoker | |
A SMART REPLY BY A SMOKER Non-smoker: I hate Cigarettes...!!! Smoker: Me too,thats why iam burning it. |