Fool SMS

Principal and student


Principal :
I tried your number so many times,it said switched off.
STUDENT said :
ya.. its my
Caller TUNE.
Princi shock??
Students rock.
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Teacher asked boy


Teacher asked boy -tell me 2+2=?. Pappu-4. Teacher-dont
count ur finger,put ur hands front. Again she asked 3+3=?. Again he counted
his finger and said 6. Teacher furiously scolded him and told to put
his hands in pocket and asked 5+5=?. He replied 11 miss

There are 4 ways to enjoy love


There are 4 ways to enjoy love
1. Hand in Hand.
2. That in hand.
3. Hand in that.
4. That in that.
Now dont ask me what is that.
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Warning


WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WONT WORK AGAIN

Whats perfect example


Whats perfect example of both Good luck and Bad luck..?
The naughty wind blows the girls skirt high
But also brings dust in d boys eyes
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Where was love born


Where Was LOVE Born ?
Probably in CHINA..
Bcoz anything MADE IN CHINA
has No Warranty &
No Guarantee.