Fool SMS

Death shot


DEATH SHOT:
Inside an elevator,der was a nurse n a gal.
suddenly d door of d elevator opens.
Dey saw a boy rushing to ride inside but d nurse closed d elevator immediately.
The gal got curious and asked d nurse,
y did u do tat?.the nurse replied
i know him.he is one of our patients who,died yesterday.
did u see that red tag on his wrist?
we put red tags on dead patients..
the girl raised her wrist and asked smilin like this.?
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Did u miss something


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Did I Miss something?
No Because
U r in My HEART

Fact


Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
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For india


For INDIA IND,
For PAKISTAN PAK,
For AUSTRALIA AUS,
For GERMANY GER,
For MALAYSIA MAL,
Then watz for BRAZIL??

GK facts


GK FACTS:*:*;)
No Trees in Antartica
No theatres in bhutan
No Snakes in Hawai Island
No Mosquitoes in France.
NO FIGURES IN MY STREET
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I want to know


I want U to know that U are very important to me,
It impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second!
U r my life & I can feel U everywhere....
DONT MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...