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Important 12 mark quiz


Important 12 mark question:
Asked 4 times in infosys question paper:
Car vachirunda soppana sundari ya ipo yar vachiruka ?
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Love,belief and relief


LOVE, BELIEF, and RELIEF.
Father says; your Mom is my LOVE.
Our maid is my RILIEF &
iam your dad is my belief

New style of proposing


New style of proposing
Boy: can i take a photo.
Girl: why?
Boy: just wanted 2 show my children
how their mom looked when she was young. . .
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Old and new concept


Old CoNcept:
DO OR DIE
New CoNcept:
DO BEFORE U DIE
Latest CoNcept:
DONT DIE,UNTIL U DO
Our concept:
Wat to DO?!?!

One drunk to another


One Drunk to Another :
When I die I want
you to pour a bottle of Whisky over my body.!
2nd. : Sure.! But would
you mind if I filter it thru my kidneys first.?
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Overcome fool


Man 1: if she buys orange juice that means she likes me and
if she buys strawberry juice that means she dont like me.
[ the girl
buys grapes juice.]
Man 2: starts laughing loudly.
Man 1 to overcome his
emberassement says
it means she has not made her decision about me yet.