Thumb uses | |
A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms. | |
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Today a phone | |
Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come… when human without brain will be a fashion . On that day… My friend, U will Rock. | |
Two devils came | |
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss | |
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Type of sex | |
There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: No-Sex! | |
U Are a B. I. T. C. H. | |
U Are a B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH* | |
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U stole my memories | |
U stole my memories,i excused. U stole my heart,i excused. U stole my mind,i excused. But this is 2 much Pls...return My dogs biscuit, its crying |