Insulting SMS

Read Its Very Fast.


Read its very fast.
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
CONGRATULATION! now you make a sweet puppi.
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Roses r red


Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowls empty and so is ur head!

Swine flue affect u


Scientits has discovered that Swine flu is not affecting all
but only those who had thrown stones at pigs in their childhood....!
so u also affect soon...
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There Is A Good News For U.


There is a good news for u.U r going to nasa soon.
Some scientist will take you there.
Because they want to test that how can you live without your brain.
he! he! he!

This is my crime story


THIS IS CRIME STORY....
Five friends lived in a room, namely- Mad, Brain,Fool, Somebody, Nobody.
0ne day, Somebody killed Nobody.
That time Brain was in bath room, Mad called police.
Mad:Is it police station?
Police:Yes,what is the matter?
Mad:Somebody killed Nobody sir
Police:Are you mad?
Mad:Yes sir ,Iam Mad
Police:: hey you not have
brain.
Mad: brain is in bathroom sir
Police : you Fool
Mad:No, Fool is reading message sir.
HaHa ha..
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Those innocent eyes


Those innocent eyes...
Those kissable lips...
A great smile... The perfect walk...
Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?