Insulting SMS

Vivek call to stalin


Vivek calling MU.KA.stalin at 12oclock :
Hello mu.ka.stalin saara?
Stalin : Aama neenga?
Vivek : Neenga verum mu.ka.va.
Illa NA.KU.MU.KA.va?.....
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What Happend Ur Mobile?


wat happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got dis msg:
welcome 2 D jungle ntwork,D monkey u r trying 2 call is on tree

What is the one useless


Whats the one USELESS thing attached to Your Penis?
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*ITS YOU*
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When i open my eyes


When i open my eyes every morning
i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

Where r u


Where are you? you are you not replying?
I am worried coz todays paper I read that due to thunder a monkey has been severely injured.
So if you are safe,
SMS me immediately.
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Yesterday i had dream


Yesterday nite i had a dream..
I was walking on the road with your daddy
He asked me who is your best friend?
I told your name .
He smiled and told to me Nee ellam enga urupada pora...