Dad to son | |
Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger. son: I start cleaning toilet. Dad: how does that satisfy you? Son: I clean with ur tooth brush. | |
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Have u seen a monkey | |
Have u seen a monkey in plastic? —— —– — —- — NO???? Quickly, see your driving license. | |
Height of maximum insult | |
HEIGHT OF MAXIMUM iNSULT: BOY 2 HIS GIRLFRIEND- IF U HAD NO HANDS, WOULD U WEAR GLOVES? GIRL- NO, OFCOURSE NOT! BOY- THEN WHY do U WEAR a BRA?! | |
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How to catch a squirrel? | |
How to catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and just be yourself. Squirrels will come to you on their own. Because they just love NUTS . | |
How would u confuse a mental person | |
How would u confuse a mental person? ans:- by a pineapple.... CONFUSED??... I know I know.. | |
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I want kill u | |
I Want 2 Kill U But I Cant,Bcoz, I.P.C.340(B) According 2this Rule, Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys R Strictly Prohibited. |