Indecent SMS

If big compaines


If big companies start making condoms..??
NOKIA Condoms:
Connecting people.
MOOV: Aah mudhal aahah varai.
COMPLAN: for growing larger.
HORLICKS: Taller stronger and sharper.
PEPSODENT: Night fulla dishum dishum.
LIFEBOY: Prevent you from germs.
RELIANCE: Thadayatra sevaiku.
TRACTOR EMULSION: Velippurathuku poga vidathu..
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Indecent Kavithai


Oru kutti kavidhai:
Hey nilave!
nee enna ITEMaa?
night mattum varra!

Life of woman


Life Of Woman Revolves Around Clothes
Morning-Washing Clothes
NOON-Drying Clothes Evening -Ironing Clothes
NIGHT-Opening Clothes
MIDNITE-No Clothes
EARLY MORNING-Searching For Clothes
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Like ipl (Isl)


like IPL if there was an ISL (indan sex league)
the names of teams would be something like
1)hyderabad hardcore humpers
2)chennai super dicks
3)kolkata night fuckers
4)rajhastan pussies
5)punjab rammers
6)mumbai lesbians
7)dehli daredrillers
8)banglore royal strippers

Miss and students


Miss:Nan kelvi ketta miss nu solli answer sollanum!
Nandu enge vaalum?
Students: Miss bondhil vaalum.
Miss: Stupids! Poonai edhai kudikkum?
Students:
Miss paalai kudikkum.
Miss: Idiots! Vilayum payir?
Students: Miss molaiyile theriyum.
Miss: Nonsense unga classke nan inimay
varala da.
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Mother to teenage daughter


Mother to Teenage Daughter : I think its time that we should talk about SEX.
Daughter : Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?.