Indecent SMS

Oru ponnu oru dog kitta ketalam


Oru ponnu oru dog kita ketalam,
nee epadi ore nerathula ivlo kutti podura..?
Dog : neeyum enna madhiri jatti podama roatla suthu appo
theriyum...
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Osama has 5 wife


TEACHER : Osama has 5 wife&20 children,
Laloo has 1wife & 9 children.Who is better?
STUDENT: Osamas score is good but Laloos
strike rate is best.

physics sir propose to chemistry mam


Phy sir propose 2 a chemistry mam:
wen i saw ur conical jar,my pendulum started oscillating!
chemistry mam happly says:
Dnt talk! I want solution........
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Sex is a sensation


Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,
when a man puts his location in a womans destination,
did U understand the explination or
would U like a demonstration?

sex is like


Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)
like NIKE (just do it)
like PEPSI (ask for more)
like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited)
and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..
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Sex rhymes


Nipple Nipple dont be far,
can I press u in my car.
Up above the chest so high,
always milky never dry.
Let me suck you, dont feel shy.