All eggs in women | |
All eggs in Women decided to fight against sperm They waited with guns in the pussy That night nothing came Suddenly an egg shouted: attack is 4m back... | |
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Boy to girl | |
Boy (to girl): Whats there in between your legs? Girl: Hell! And whats there in between your legs? Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell. Girl:!!!!! | |
Doctor to lady | |
Doctor to Lady: You r looking so weak and exhausted! Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised? Lady: Oh my God! I heard 3 males per day! | |
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Elasticity of bra | |
Elasticity of bra is directly proportional 2 Weight of d boobs & inversly proportional 2 d distance between them : E=2Nw/d, where Nw is nipple weight. | |
Give me some money | |
Wife: Give me some money. I want to buy a bra. Husband: Why? You have nothing to put in it! Wife: You wear shorts! | |
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Iam like radio | |
Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try? (touches d breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet! |