Vijay SMS

Vijay in school days


Vijay in school days
Vijay: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Vijay: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call”.
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Vijay joined army


Vijay joined indian army and was given a gun.
Vijay asked his Officer: Sir, to what side should I point its nozzle, towards myself or to the opposite side.
Officer: Stupid, keep it anyway, in both the cases it will benefit the nation.

Vijay kitta one question


Vijay kitta one question
Vettaikaran la puli urumudunu oru song iruke
Antha puli...
kottta eduthatha edukathatha....
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Vijay write exam


Vijay decides to study English. He learns an essay FRIEND, but in the exam an essay on FATHER comes.
He replaced friend with father in the essay. It read:
I am a very fatherly person, I have many fathers. Some of my fathers are male and some are female. I have a new neighbor, I wish to make him my new father.

Vijays upcoming movies


Vijays upcoming movies.....
1. vettaikaran..
2. Pichaikaran..
3. sooniyakaran..
4. Paithiyakaran..
5. Kudukudupukaran..
6. Kudikaran..
Vijay rocks....!!!
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We r going to cinema


Boy: We are going to cinema today
Girl:No iam not come Bcz Anybody see me and tell to my home
Boy: Dont worry We will see Vijay film no one is there in theatre.