Vijay SMS

Iam also lesbian


Vijay: will u marry me ?
Girl: sorry i am lesbian
Vijay: wats a lesbian
Girl: i like to have sex with gals
Vijay: oh I am also lesbian
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If vijay joins politics


If VIJAY Joins Politics & Becomes TNs CM,
How will He Prepare His 1st Budget?
Take a Xerox of Andhras Budget (Remake) Budget Ready.
Dr.Vijay always Rockz..

Interviewer to vijay


Interviewer: sir kalaignar kaapid thittatha pathi
neenga enna nenikaringa?
Vijay: indha thittam studentsa romba kedukudhu....
Interviewer: dai panni.....adhu kalaignar kaapid
thittam da....kalaignar copy adi thittam
illa....idhunala dhan un padam oda matengudhu
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Judge to lady


Judge: Unakkum un Husbndkkm divorce thara mudiyathu ma.
Lady: Yen sir?
Judge: Oru strong reasn sollu ma..
Lady: En husband oru vijay rasigan
Jg: Idhellam selladhu ma.
Ldy: Appuram oru naal ennai sura padathuku kuttittupoi kolla parthan sir?!
Jg: padu pavi avlo kodumya senjan! Divrce granted..

Man to vijay


MAN: Unga Padam Release aana Engaluku Nalla Collection Sir.
vijay: Entha Theatre Owner Neenga?
MAN: Neenga Vera Naan AMURTHANJAN
Company Owner...
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Naan Nadicha thanga mata


Vj : "Naan Adicha thanga mata,naalu maasam thoonga mata..."
Director : cut, cut Vj dialogueah oluga ah sollunga.
Vj : "Naan Nadicha thanga mata,naalu maasam thoonga mata..."