Girl SMS

Some T-shirt quotes of girls


SOME T- SHIRT QUOTES OF GIRLS
touch here if u dare
more enjoyment per litre
weapons of mass destruction
looking free touching costs
sure for pure milk
for sale
now more tastier and healthier
round figure
handle with care
tasted by experts
hot to handle
shake well before use
can make boneless things hard
no one can use just once..
Dangerous curves
no network coverage on hills...!
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Types of women


Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls

Way 2 impress a girl


way 2 impress a girl
respect her
honour her
love her
care her
obey her
sacrifice 4 her
how 2 impress a boy
just smile once
[game over]
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What is girl friends


What i$ a girl friend?
Addition of problem$, $ubtraction of money,
multiplication of enemie$ & division of friend$

What is the diff bw complete and finished


What is the diff between Complete & Finished?
If U have many friends, Ur life is Complete..
If they all are girls! Ur life is Finished..
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Who is stronger


Who is stronger?
Girl or boy?
Answer : Girl
Because she lifts two mountains on her chest
while a boy lifts 2 stones with the help of crane.