Girl SMS

Girls policy


Girls policy:
Flirt with innocent boys!
Fun with handsome boys!
Friendship with smart boys!
Love with faithful boys!
Marriage with RICH boys
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Girls reaction to


Girls reaction to penis sizes:
9 : Oh shit, pain !
7 : Oh yes, shiok !
6 : Ohhh, perfect !
5 : Ohmm, Ok !
4 : Push more !
3 : Is it in?
2 : Idiot ! just use your tongue!

Girls room


Boys room:
Before marriage:
Perfumes,luv lettrs,gifts, frndship bands,Cards,snaps,Music..
..........
After Marriage:
Pain killers,Loan paperz,Unpaid bills,grocery list,Pampers..
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Girls special in various state


Girls spl
karnataka: Dark long hair
Andhra : sharp nose
punjab:colourful
kerala: Attractive eyes and big.....
Tamil nadu: nothing but over scence

If columbus had a girlfriend


If Columbus had a GirlFriend he might have
never discovered America coz...
.
GF: Whr r u going?
With whom? How u going?
To discover what?
Why only u?
What should I do whn u r gone?
Can i cum wid u?
Whn wil u b back? Whr wil u stay?
U will miss me na?..
COLUMBUS: naan aaniyae pudungala
pothuma....??
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If u get a chance


Girl: If you get a chance,
will you marry me.?
Boy: If I get chance,
why would I marry.