Girl SMS

Advice to girls


Advise to all the girls..
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Do not play with street dogs u may get rabies.
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And
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Do not play with smart boys u may get babies.
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All about a girl


All about a girl: When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind.
When she is not arguing,she is thinking deeply.
When she stares at you,she is wondering why you are lying.
When she calls you everyday,she is seeking your attention.
When she says i love you,she means it.When she says i miss you,
she means no one in this world can miss you more than her..
She s always special

Botany class test


Mcs 291-Botany Class Test:
Q. Mention 3 benefits of carrots
Girls answered:
1. No fear of pregnancy
2. No chance of HIV AIDS
3. No need of a partner.
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Do u know


Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
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Both dont exist.

Frog asks astrologer


1 Frog asked astrologer, “plz tell my future”
Ast: a young smart beatiful girl will touch u
Frog: great!but when&where?
Ast: in zoology lab
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Girls are


Girls are like roads,
more the curves
more the dangerous they are