Double Meaning SMS

It goes in dry


It goes in dry it comes out wet.
The longer its in the stronger it gets.
We can have it in bed just you and me…
its not what you think its a cup of tea!
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Its very tight........


Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,I will do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We will buy new WEDDING RING!

Kissing at the top


KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!
Do u know the Answer?
WHAT?
ho...dont think dirty...
its A CIGRETTE
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KISSING At The Top,


KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
what?
huh.. dont think dirty..
Its a..
CIGARETTE..............

Now open your...


A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
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Open The Zip


Feeling bored? Wondering, wat 2 do? Open the zip! Enter ur hands in betwn ur zip..
take out ur...
book from your bag n study